A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, and Linux

Have you ever dreamt of chatting with Nicolas Cage on a fake dating app? Well.. Rankr doesn't exactly let you live that dream.. but almost ! It should have... but you know.. delays, delays, delays (48h Game jam)..

Turn on your fake phone, go into our fake app store to download our fake dating app and match with fake people and hurt their real feelings (and probably yours too). Do away with those fucking Tinder matches that don't answer half the fucking time, forget about those ugly ass girls you get everyday on Once and say goodbye to those fake blonde bimbos from Bumble. On Rankr, every match will give you her undivided attention, and - who knows - might even land you in jail ! And once you're in there, you'll have all the time in the world to unlock the 8 original endings to get that 100% achievement (because you know very well your wife will never feel complete without them).


  • Chat with up to 200 characters (197 to be released in an upcoming DLC)!
  • Make your way through 8 original endings !
  • Unlock all 8 achievements to become an irresistible sex machine !
  • Stare in awe at our amazing notification system (which only exist to show how many fucking sub themes (EpicGameJam 4) we were able to cram up in there) ! 
  • Cringe at the badly written dialogue and one dimensional characters !
  • Curse loudly at your computer screen because of the bugs we weren't able to fix in time !


There are 17 endings planned for the full beta. We managed to do only 7 of them we are currently working to add them ASAP. Show us a little love to cheer us up!

We do not own any of the pictures used for the Rankr users. If you're interested in sending barely illegal picture to improve game quality send it to : vademetrogame@gmail.com

This is a Game Jam prototype made in 48h. If you're interested in a full release do not hesitate to comment down below ;) Also don't be shy if you have any suggestion or feedback about the game.


Dan Bourquin (Game dev , UI dev)

Julien Bono (Senario)

Romane Donnet (Dialogue software, Game Dev, UI Design)


Rankr_win.zip (36 MB)
Rankr_mac.zip (40 MB)
Rankr_linux.zip (41 MB)

Development log


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Rankr is a very dangerous app | Tinder Simulator https://youtu.be/jRvkvyuOfc8


I definitely like the concept of this. I'm looking forward to the full release

Thanks Teensslumber! II think that your username totally match the core message of the game :) We'll keep you in touch!


Hahaha, you're welcome!